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50 FUNNY POEMS

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 楼主| 发表于 9/3/2016 07:43:16 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 41 ~~
Agatha is a CLO,
Working in a PSO.
Alex is CPO,
Working in CBO.
Alicia is a CPO,
Working in a CAO.
Allan is CFO,
Working in HMO.
Alvin is a CTO,
Working in CRO.
And I am the CEO,
Working in an NGO.
As I watch a movie of UFO,
Whistling, I sip a glass of XO.
 楼主| 发表于 9/3/2016 07:44:52 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 42 ~~
Once I went to Oslo,
From my home in Ohio.
There was a studio;
they're filming Othello.
Then I went to Cairo,
And visited a casino.
I listened to radio,
And a story in audio.
I danced the tango.
I played the cello,
And also the piano,
And too, the banjo.
I enjoyed my own solo,
Which in the hall got echo.
I liked to eat Oreo,
together with mango.
I liked taking photo,
And played bingo.
I did ride on a buffalo.
Was I a real hero?
 楼主| 发表于 9/4/2016 07:41:28 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 43 ~~
I live in a shack.
There is a track
Behind the back.
Here's my friend Jack,
Coming to me with snack,
Also carrying a big sack,
Of the color of black,
Inside some ducks quack,
He leaves a dog pack
Beside the hay stack.
He puts hat on the rack;
His pants are so slack,
With a sea smack.
 楼主| 发表于 9/4/2016 07:42:39 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 44 ~~
When I am wide awake,
I feel a slight earthquake.
I put some dough on bake
And eat some cake.
I drive a car of good make,
Having trouble with brake.
I seem to see a deadly snake,
Which makes me shake.
My life is now at stake.
Oh, for goodness sake,
I find it is actually a fake,
As falls the snowflake,
And on the frozen lake,
I cannot see any drake.
Then I put down the rake,
From the trunk I did take,
Trying to hit the snake.
 楼主| 发表于 9/5/2016 07:06:52 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 45 ~~
Once I lived in Monroe.
I often rode in a canoe,
And used lotion of aloe.
I loved to play the oboe.
When I saw a pretty doe
On a piece of floe,
I threw to it my shoe,
As if the doe was my foe.
Unluckily I hurt my toe,
And suffered sharp throe.
I was deeply in woe.
 楼主| 发表于 9/5/2016 07:08:12 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 46 ~~
On hilltop a girl does reside,
As from people she wants to hide.
And down at the hillside,
I come from afar to abide.
There's a meadow so wide.
For living I work as a guide;
In this job I do take pride.
Everyday in a bus I ride.
One day she and I “collide”.
Then she becomes my bride.
For it no one can us chide;
Our love lasts thro time and tide.
 楼主| 发表于 9/6/2016 09:30:11 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 47 ~~
I have a friend Andrew,
Who is a nice Jew,
And can read Hebrew,
And also likes to sew.
I have a nephew;
He's called Matthew,
Often looks at me askew.
He has strong sinew,
Which's as hard as screw.
He passed an interview,
Now works as ship crew.
And as he is there new;
To rules he has no clew.
On docks there's a fine view
Tho the gulls are so few.
One can hear his cat mew,
And smell his sweet stew.
And see him often chew
Sugarless gum and cashew.
 楼主| 发表于 9/6/2016 09:31:04 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 48 ~~
When the sun doesn't appear,
The sky looks dull and drear,
Which makes my eyesight blear.
Then the thunder comes near,
Which deafens my ear,
Making me unable to hear.
Then the clouds are clear,
So gone is my dread and fear.
I hold up my spear,
To salute my dear,
With grateful tear,
My clothes to smear.
 楼主| 发表于 9/7/2016 08:23:16 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 49 ~~
This wise ass,
Of course not crass,
Could play the bass,
That's made of brass.
He learned in a class.

Thro a window of glass,
He saw a pretty lass
Walking on the grass,
But he let her pass,
Without taking her to the mass.
 楼主| 发表于 9/7/2016 08:24:20 | 显示全部楼层
~~ 50 ~~
Once I saw a vampire,
Looking so dire,
Riding on an old tire,
Flying over the spire.
All over I did perspire,
I could not even respire.
It could throw out fire,
but soon it went into mire.

I met a lady I did admire,
Whose love I did desire,
But how could I it acquire,
As my time would soon expire?
She was in beautiful attire,
Like coming from some empire.
My wooing put her in ire,
And to home she did retire.
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